maanantai 11. elokuuta 2008

Bacon and Oppression

Greetings. We bid you welcome.

I think I should now tell you what this new blog is all about. I could say it will be a mixed bag of games, movies, comics and music related writings. And in a way that's true. But that doesn't really tell us the whole story.

First of all, there are two writers. For an unknown reason, we both think there is a reason for all this. For some reason we think there is a need for a website like this. What kind of a website you ask? Well let me tell you.

This is a window to the lives of two fine young warriors. We will become heroes to many, enemies to others. We will inspire you, we will excite you. We will show you a better way. Simply put, we rock, you suck, and if you think that someday you are going to stop sucking, the first step to deliverance is the subscription to this blog.

Ok, now that my mouth stopped foaming, I still have time to get it all straight: If you want to experience the gaming blog equivalent of molten steel ejaculations, then start subscribing. You might even learn something.

If not, you can always go back to stroke your genitals with your copy of Final Fantasy VII. Skies of Arcadia will also do.

-Bacon and Oppression

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